Worse than Crack

It’s the first thing I do in the morning. It’s the last thing I do at night. While in school or at work, I have to fight myself not to do it.

Sometimes, I can’t help myself. I think, It’ll only be a minute. So I do it, hoping I would feel better afterward. I never do. In fact, sometimes I feel worse.



New Job Description

I’ve never been one for resolutions but this year I think I will make it a point to tell people to stop wasting my time. Politely, of course. It seems that I can’t be nice to people without them getting the wrong idea, like giving me unsolicited advice on my career.


Superbowl Halftime Show

More like, Superbowl halftime NO. WTF was that? My family sounds exactly like that when we karaoke. The only difference is that we don’t get paid money to do it. Aaand we don’t do it on the biggest day of television.

Thank God one of the dudes was on autotune. Oh, and thank God for the lights show.

Fergie, I used to think you were cool. Now I just think you’re gross. :(

And as for the announcer who said he saw them rehearse yesterday and said that it was great: go to hell, it was a trainwreck.

Where’s a wardrobe malfunction when you need one?

That is all.